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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about Sanic the Hedgehog ""Gotta Go Fast?"" It is a running joke on the internet"
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"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-Sore-Arse"
"Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!"
"""I'm terribly sorry but your husband overdosed on Flintstones vitamins"" ""oh my god...is he ok?"" ""I'm afraid not. he...yabba dabba died lmao"""
"""I just figured the 'H' was broken on your sign"" Nope, this is what I sell here. Now how many Doug nuts do you want?"
"What's an MLG's smartphone of choice? An HTC One M8."
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They aren't falling for that again..."
"My weekly retreat is simple: driving alone down country roads for a couple of hours with tunes cranked up and singing loudly to livestock."
"So, where does the captain keep his armies? In his sleevies!! ( )"
"If you're American when you enter the bathroom, and American when you exit the bathroom, what are you while you're IN the bathroom? European."