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Joke of the Day

"Wanna know what's worse than three people stapled to one tree? One person stapled to three trees."

"Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful."

"Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony? He was feeling a little horse."

"What does my jokes and cancer have in common? Only my dad gets it."

"Did you hear about the obscenely hard gardening class required for botany majors? It was said to be a weed out class"

"How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All, to save this world from the darkness."

"why did Bob quit working at the toilet paper factory? Because he was tired of working with assholes all day"

"Some Irish feminists decided to go braless to make a statement, but one named Erin wouldn't do it. So the rest of the group got really angry and shouted at her: Erin, go braless!"

"Why is a miscarriage like a shitty pizza? They're both cold upon delivery."

"TIFU By posting in the wrong subreddit...."