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Joke of the Day
"You know what Trump and the Note 7 have in common? You know it will blow up, just not when."
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"Some people's decisions are based in fear, others are based in beer."
"Two man are walking across a bridge. One of them fell... The other was called Bob"
"If you want to know who is really man's best friend, Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car, come back an hour later, open the trunk, and see which one is happy to see you."
"Did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine? He's all right, now. In fact, he's fully recovered."
"My girlfriend was sucking my dick...... My girlfriend was sucking my dick when she took it out of her mouth and said ""I don't really like the way dicks look."" I said ""Hmmm, it must be about taste"""
"How do you know when a bass player and drummer are at your front door? The knocking is out of time and they don't know when to come in."
"Chief: You're the WORST cop in the department! Hand over your gun and badge! Me: *realising I left both in my son's crib* Uhhhhh...."
"""Wow, this toilet is really uncomfortable..."" ~Me drunk in the hot tub as my guests throw themselves out"
"What is it called when an exchange student goes to Malaysia? Euthanasia."