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Joke of the Day
"I'm not racist, racism is a crime. And only black people commit crimes."
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"If they just built prisons out of the shit they package electronics in, no one would ever escape."
"It doesn't matter how windy it is or how fast you run, dogs make terrible kites."
"What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam? Your mom!"
"*calls into work* ""yo boss i'm real sick"" ""you don't sound sick..."" ""ya, just got a new tribal tat & heelys"" ""wow u do sound hella sick"""
"Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal? He ran his business on a skeleton crew."
"Like they say in Vegas.....always bet on black!!!!"
"Why girls have zip in their pents?"
"What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? A boo-tie."
"What do you call a potato from Colorado? A baked potato"