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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a potato from Colorado? A baked potato"

"Willie Nelson? (NSFW) What is the worst thing Willie Nelson could say to you while you are giving him a blowjob? I'm not really Willie Nelson"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjork ! Bjork who ? Bjork in the USSR !"

"TIL that Caligynephobia is the fear of beautiful women. So if a guy doesn't talk to you then he probably has Caligynephobia. It's the only explanation..."

"With this new winter storm on the way, it looks like Boston is going to get hammered again. They'll also be getting snow too."

"I heard Iran is supposed to do well at the olympics this year They're the bomb"

"There are two things I don't like about you Your chin."

"Yeah, no, I don't have a FitBit. I'm pretty sure I have a solid grasp on how inactive I am. I don't need like bells and alarms and stuff."

"""Dave's coming for dinner tonight."" ""Dave from work or Dave who misquotes Disney...?"" [from outside] ""...hakuna banana."""

"Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft? At parking meteors."