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Joke of the Day
"It doesn't matter how windy it is or how fast you run, dogs make terrible kites."
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"Today is National Girlfriend's Day. But it will never be National Marriage Day. The calendar's just not ready for that kind of commitment."
"What do you call an epileptic Jew during the Holocaust? Shake and Bake!"
"A Redditor goes on a date."
"My girlfriend asked me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the face"
"Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? No? He didn't either."
"Judge: I sentence you to life in prison Defendant: NOOOO MY ONLINE PRESENCE"
"I was wondering what my parents did without the internet and none of my 7 siblings could tell me"
"Me:I take you are seldom go to the toilet. Scumbag Friend: Why? Me:Because you are full with shit!"
"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."