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Joke of the Day
"Eggs What does an embryo say when it's serious? No yolk!"
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"Why does Garfield hate Mondays? He doesn't have a job."
"Christopher Nolan and Leo Dicaprio walk into a bar and then they walk into another one"
"Joke my friends told me. So I asked this Jewish girl for her number. She rolled up her sleeve"
"Life takes you where you are meant to be. Apparently I am meant to be poor with a ton of education and experience."
"Someone please tell my mother she won't get a free iPod by clicking the links. She's convinced I just don't want to show her how to use it."
"Forget waterboarding... I'm ready to tell this damn popcorn kernel stuck in my tooth everything it wants to know."
"Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee."
"Texts from mom: Thanks to the supreme court, now it's not just women who won't marry you."
"I leaked a sex tape of myself 3 months ago. It has 14 hits! Those hits are from me checking to see how many hits it has."