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Joke of the Day
"Christopher Nolan and Leo Dicaprio walk into a bar and then they walk into another one"
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"They say you've got to spend money to make money. Feel like there's some middle step I've been missing?"
"""I wish I had more time to read"" he said as Netflix automatically played the next episode."
"Waiter there is a bee in my alphabet soup ! Yes sir and I'm sure there is an A C and all the other letters too !"
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard"
"IAmA hot dog cart owner, AMA my weiner!"
"one liner: a dyslexic tells a joke two Jews walk into a bra"
"A man rings your internet doorbell.. Says: ""Can you spare 5 minutes to talk about Bernie Sanders?"""
"I'm making a film about emos. I really need to stop saying ""cut!"" at the end of each scene."
"The hardest part about being black is never knowing if any of your family members are secretly being played by Tyler Perry."