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"Christopher Nolan and Leo Dicaprio walk into a bar and then they walk into another one"
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"An Iraqi officer calls all Saddam's doubles and says: I have good and bad news. Good news is that Saddam is alive. Bad news is that he lost an arm."
"[Sexting] ""So, what are you wearing?"" A nice blouse and a light sweater. Sensible shoes."
"Two roads diverged in the woods. I took the road less traveled and now I'm a werewolf. Thanks, poetry."
"What does a pickle use to make bread? Dill Dough."
"An engineer has girlfriend but she lives in other nation ...... .......& that nation is ""Imagination"""
"I'm the Jason Bourne of avoiding people I know at Starbucks."
"Think I might change my kids name to Worldstar... So whenever he is in a fight people would be cheering for him."
"Have you seen www.quicksand.com? Yes but it hasn't sunk in yet."
"Teen Joke Teacher:"" What comes after 69?"" Student:"" Mouthwash."" Teacher:""Get out."""