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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Chuck Norris complete forms and applications on the internet? Because he can't bring himself to click the ""submit"" button."

"What does a black policeman says when he looks in the mirror GET DOWN ON THE GROUND"

"There will only be 7 planets left... After I destroy Uranus."

"What are they going to use to build the wall? The bricks that were shat by people when Trump became president."

"I don't know why everyone dislikes catholics... They are putting so much into the youth."

"*catwoman struggles into suit* *catwoman realises she needs to pee* *crie*"

"Mom: ""Why are your eyes dilated?"" Me: ""Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love"" Mom: ""What were you looking at?"" Me: ""Memes"""

"Polish Joke anyone? Knock, knock. Who's there? A Polish burgular."

"*Sets fire to city* Pppffttt... More like the Roman em-pyre... -Attila the Pun"

"You can just walk into a Blockbuster and take a shit on the floor now. It's not even illegal."