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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about marrying a farmer? You get to grow old together."
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"You guys want to play that new Michael Brown drinking game? It's easy, you just stand there and take eight shots."
"gordon brown is so boring, if he were a spice girl, his name would be ""salt"""
"What is a trans fat? A feminist."
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"Elephant Hunter I used to hunt elephant but had to quit.. Carrying the decoys got to heavy."
"My therapist told me cats are not babys, so i let my let my baby shit in his office."
"[Oreo meeting] What about 'sextuple stuffed' ""That's just inappropriate Jeff you're fired"" [later googling Sextuple] ""Omg that's genius"""
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"Oddly addictive: some of the absolute worst jokes you've ever heard"