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Joke of the Day

"TIL there is a nerve that runs from the tear duct to the anus. If you don't believe me, let me pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye."

"4-year-old: It's not fair. Boys can have beards but girls can't. Me: Well, girls can have babies and boys can't. 4: Want to trade?"

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes"

"Money is the root of all evil, until the collection plate comes around"

"Why did hitler buy glasses? He could NOT SEE."

"""You're never going to believe this, but my doctor just told me I've got a protein deficiency."" ""No whey!"""

"I got my bucket list mixed up with my shopping list Swam with dolphin-safe tuna."

"We got about 5-6 inches of snow here in the last 24 hrs, or, according to men, we got 8 inches."

"A Man Walks Into A Bar The other one ducks"

"Two guys who vape walk into a bar I only know because they're naked on the bar blowing their vapes up each others' assholes right now."