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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony? Pharaoh-moans."
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"My buddy has a telescope but I don't think he uses it for astronomy. I asked what his favourite constellation was and he said, ""Samantha""."
"I once stole a simile I made out like a bandit"
"Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it read ""one at a time please"""
"What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face? Having a chickpea on your face."
"At least we know the people who killed the 5 cops in Texas weren't terrorists Because Muslims can't kill pigs. I'm going to hell"
"If you were in a race with vegetables You would need to get a head of lettuce"
"Dogs really like me... I think it's because I'm an asshole"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ? Buggy Jean is not my lover !"
"Ignorance is only bliss until you wish you knew the answer"