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Joke of the Day

"Do you think the guy responsible for squirting water in NFL players' mouths has ""rehydration specialist"" listed on his LinkedIn profile?"

"Satan's not all bad. He's an equal opportunity employer."

"What do you call a broken lizard? Ereptile dysfunction"

"Using Latin phrases to sound smart is my modus operandi."

"What happens when a guy from Finland dies? He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :("

"In Soviet Russia, the government own businesses. In Capitalist America, businesses own the government. *Insert edgy quotes"

"I set up a fight club No one came because I didn't tell anyone about fightclub"

"What book does ISIS use to enhance their sex life? Camel Sutra"

"Every woman has an inbox. She carries it with her just in case she gets male."

"What is the most mind blowing state an indian can experience Nirvana"