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"if youre a healthy young male or female with blood type O, please consider donating a kidney to me. my goal is 22 kidney 's"

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"Protestant joke Q: How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they live in eternal darkness."
"How does one French arsonist flirt with another one? ""Voulez-vous bruler avec moi ce soir?"""
"I wish No More Tangles shampoo would work on Christmas lights."
"Why did the Polak cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."
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"Sorry, Spiderbro, but I have to tell you... I totally smashed your wife last night."
"What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common? A bus driver can't change his stops."