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Joke of the Day

"What kind of music does a pirate like? Arrr'n'B"

"How do you fix a Jack O Latern? With a pumpkin patch!"

"The Kool-Aid Man is a classy actor... even while crashing parties on TV, he never broke the 4th wall."

"Salary is like a period you wait for it a whole month and it ends in a week."

"Psychologists say that the left half of the brain is responsible for both kleptomania and numeracy. It's the taking part that counts."

"I don't know many football players except... The one with the Messi hair"

"I want to be a virgin all my life I want to set a good example for my kids"

"My friend was arrested after carving equations into blocks of quartz He was charged with manufacture of crystal math"

"The Nazi's weren't bad guys. And I know I'm 100% reich about this."

"After you're done looking for true love on Twitter, you should go ride a unicorn around Atlantis, then eat some heart-healthy ice cream."