166390

Joke of the Day

"A reality show, where you spy on your suspected cheating significant other, called Baewatch."

"Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick."

"You will feel dumb when we find out the guy who headshotted Harambe was from the future trying to prevent Planet of the Apes.."

"Watching WWII documentaries, it's always so heart wrenching when Poland is invaded and London is bombed by the Alt-Right."

"Your mom is temporarily in read-only mode due to heavy traffic. The joke is Reddit's servers. Get it together!"

"Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy? He was having a mid life crisis."

"What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life? Well it pizza heck out of me."

"If I had to choose one word that encapsulates me, I'd say skin."

"Rules of the metal shop If it's glowing and metal, it's probably hot. Don't put your fingers where you wouldn't put your dick."

"Fun Fact: A burrito will never sleep with your best friend behind your back."