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Joke of the Day

"Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick."

"My boss decided to give me some more responsibility... From now on, I'm responsible for everything that goes wrong..."

"UNCENSORED CARTOONS FUNNY CARTOON BUT NOT APPROPRIATE FOR KIDS"

"Some people say , well I'm glad I'm not as crazy as Jon . And I'm like glad I'm not as crazy as the people in the loony bin . The people in the loony Ben are like.... I'm glad I'm a squirrel."

"I go to Taco Bell and throw in random adjectives to see if they notice. ""I'll have the Cheesy Double Sweaty Burrito."""

"*On date* Her: hey, how are you? Me: yeah really g.. BRAIN: *interrupting* TELL HER THAT RAP ABOUT ANTS YOU MADE UP ON THE WAY HERE."

"Although no words have been spoken per se, I'm pretty sure the dude in the next stall just challenged me to a beat-boxing contest."

"Guys, we should stop making fun of fat people. They have too much on their plates already."

"Two birds are sitting on a perch... The first one says, ""Hey... do you smell fish?"""

"Did you hear about the singing laptop? It's a Dell."