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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up."
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"I just noticed how high the prices were for the Adele concert So I said ""Heeeellloooooooo from the Parking loooooooooottt"""
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's not enough to change the bulb; we have to change the *system*."
"What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died? Well, that's the edamame."
"Why was the road in so much pain? Because it has a carpool tunnel."
"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the fresh prints."
"What's green and smells of pork? Kermit's cock"
"Having a good friend is just like peeing your pants. Everybody can see it but only you feel that warm sensation of happiness."
"Amazon Prime Day."
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. ""Baa-Dum-Tss"""