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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well."
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"""Are you coming over?"" ""Yes, I'm coming over."" ""We should probably stop talking using the radios, over."""
"Beauty tip: Having a bad hair day? Solution: Wear a low cut blouse."
"Have you heard about the Viagra shipment that was stolen? The police are on the lookout for hardened criminals."
"All I'm saying is if you don't want me to walk into the women's restroom put words not pictures on the doors..."
"What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign? Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse? Hydrogen ^^^^please ^^^^spare ^^^^me"
"Yo you guys ever try hanging out with people you like who also like you? Shit's dank af"
"No, actually I hate gambling, that's why the dice on my shirt are on fire. If I see someone start to gamble I'll burn up his gambling dice."
"What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English? Sorry, eh."
"I like to do my laundry naked so that all my clothes are clean. Unfortunately, the patrons at the laundromat don't seem to agree."