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Joke of the Day
"""Come as you are. As you were. As I want you to be."" ~ Kurt Cobain, confusing party coordinator"
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"If you have bladder problems. Urine trouble."
"Scientists at the Federal Helium Reserve indicate they're storing a billion cubic meters of helium gas. It's a lot funnier when they say it."
"How long do you have to wear a soul patch before your cravings for souls goes away completely?"
"What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block."
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Hand the bitch a shovel"
"laugh! besty medicine"
"Am I in the Mile High Club if I jerk off under a blanket on a plane? Just kidding, United doesn't have blankets. Sorry lady in seat 21B"
"There are two kinds of people that I hate... 1.) Those who can never seem to form a complete thought."
"What is Helen Kellers favorite color? Corduroy."