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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridie ! Bridie who ? Bridie light of the silvery moon !"
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"How to get out of jury duty: When they read the charges, no matter what they are, yell out ""Oh come on. Even I've done THAT!"""
"""I need a lady in a sheet who is not permitted out in the streets."" -Taliban man looking for love"
"Me: Do you like the new ceiling fan? Her: Yeah, but the fan light is really dull. Fan light: Ok wow like I'm right here"
"I hit some kid riding a skateboard today, on the way to work. On a lighter note, I'm selling a lightly used skateboard."
"There are five frogs staring at me right now but only one can be America's top model."
"I'll have a 12 year old scotch. Hold the scotch."
"I love fucking love coffee. It's what keeps me up at night."
"What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes? Dishrespectful..."
"Don't try ""to"" tell me how to use quotation marks."