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Joke of the Day
"There are five frogs staring at me right now but only one can be America's top model."
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"What's online, about to comment, and very judgmental?"
"What do you call someone who sings about mints? A ""Minstrel""."
"You know what my new year's resolution is? 1680x1050"
"Trust Mom!"
"Dinner Table Son = Dad,can you pass the salt? Dad = I don't know,can you pass the semester?"
"An Alzheimer's patient walks into bar... to get to the other side."
"Its only the three cats that are still undefeated in the NFL regular season The Bengals, The Panthers, and The Cheetahs!"
"Halloween is without question the easiest time of year to kill somebody and just leave their body decomposing on your porch for a month"
"MEMO TO GIRLS: It is not cold in here. You are a girl."