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Joke of the Day

"I always thought District of Columbia was a weird name Until I realized it probably has the highest rates of coffee and caffeine usage anywhere in the US"

"My friend says he's doing good he means well"

"My Doctor says I need to start exercising religiously. So now I hit the gym on Christmas and Easter."

"What did Mozart tell the terminator I'll be Bach"

"How does someone with amnesia tell a joke? I don't remember."

"ME: If home is where the heart is, I guess I live under a canopy of bloody bones. DMV WORKER: I'm not putting that on your license."

"How do you piss off horny redditors in nsfw? [deleted]"

"Warring nations should hurl their politicians at each other."

"May be behind but what do you call a Curiosity with only 2 wheels Bi-curious"

"A magician begins pulling scarf after scarf after scarf out of his front tuxedo pocket until Steven Tyler slowly fades away from all photos."