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Joke of the Day
"May be behind but what do you call a Curiosity with only 2 wheels Bi-curious"
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"My girlfriend is in Mexico for vacation and if she has a Juan night stand while she's down there, her and I are totally done."
"You can't run in a camp site. You can only ran because it's past tents."
"Judas: Still on for Friday? ""Jesus: Friday?"" ""Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper."" ""Jesus: The what?"" ""Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the fellas."""
"Grammar The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."
"I wish I could hang out with Gwen Stefani. We would discuss which shit is/isn't bananas."
"There's no time like the present. Or later. Later on is pretty similar, actually."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One's pretty heavy and the other is a little lighter."
"What do termites put on their toast? Door jamb."
"What's the shortest book in the world? Deutscher Humor!"