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Joke of the Day
"May be behind but what do you call a Curiosity with only 2 wheels Bi-curious"
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"Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower? Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu"
"If a girl texts you and asks if you think she's fat and you try to respond ""Nooo"" autocorrect changes it to ""Moo"" so that's pretty cool."
"I knew someone who poured milk before the cereal..... He was a cereal killer"
"The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar."
"Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium all of the above A: Number 4."
"What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common? They're both hide and seek champions!"
"Twitter: Tell me I'm funny! Instagram: Tell me I'm pretty! Facebook: Tell me I have real friends! Pinterest: Tell me how to knit a condom!"
"What a gay spermatozoide says to an other gay sermatozoide ? Damn dude i can't See anything through all That Shit."
"My Italian grandmother just got a stair chair lift, I asked her how she likes it... she said ... ""IT DRIVES ME UP THE FUCKING WALL"""