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Joke of the Day
"How does someone with amnesia tell a joke? I don't remember."
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"Strictly between you and me and whatever agency these hummingbirds are reporting to, my paranoia is getting worse."
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"What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out? Novak Chokeovic"
"There's one thing I can't stand when I'm drunk Up"
"Why do beaches not get sarcasm? Because they always take things littorally"
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he."
"Bill Clinton voted for Hillary Clinton in the electoral college today. First known instance of him being faithful."
"Do you know how to make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it"
"If you don't send the person you're stalking a nude photo of yourself, then you're not taking that relationship serious enough!"