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Joke of the Day

"A son is coming out to his father ""I'm gay"" the son says. ""You aren't thinking straight"" says the dad. And then they laugh and hug, for it was a dad joke."

"I hate bad jokes. They should be pun-ishable by law."

"My son managed to lock the car with my keys still in the ignition. He suggest a coat hanger. I said we're a few years too late for that."

"What do priests and christmas trees have in common? Their balls are just for decoration."

"I went to that restaurant you said I had to try. It fucking sucked."

"I'll bet Johnny Depp is somewhere supercool right now, wearing 7 scarves."

"What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer? Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail."

"I lost a lot of teeth eating candy at the wrong time of day. Just as her husband got home."

"Hillary clinton might be the first f president Sorry I meant female but the emale got deleted"

"I stuck my foot in a honeycomb. I bee tripping."