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Joke of the Day

"To get to the other side"

"There's lots of reasons to shave your pubic hair as a man... Because it was longer than my dick is apparently not as popular of a reason as I thought."

"News: German diver receives a 0.0 score. Apparently, Olympic judges don't appreciate cannon balls."

"If you say ""NO YOURE UNDER ARREST"" the cop legally has to get in the back of your car."

"Arrgh! These be some pirate jokes. Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrrrgggghhhh What is a pirates favorite letter? Most think it's Arrrrgh but, it is really the Sea(c)."

"why is history called his-story because no one wants to read about 6000 years of cooking and cleaning...zing"

"I bought a LazyBoy chair last year It's still in the package"

"The Flash was caught high... He seemed to have taken speed."

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing except for saran wrap... The psychiatrist looks at the man and says, ""Well... I can clearly see you're nuts."""

"A zero and an eight are walking in a desert... and the zero asks the eight ""aren't you too hot with that belt on?"""