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Joke of the Day

"believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it."

"9 out of 10 dentists recommend crest toothpaste... ...the 10th is in still in hiding for paying $50,000 for the right to murder a lion in Africa."

"Lame joke I made one night. What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender? A visit from the cops."

"Fun prank Make them study for 18 years then don't give them jobs"

"Where can i learn the skyrim dovah language and daedric too? In the complete opposite direction of a vagina."

"What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist? Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned."

"What would the headline read if an average redditor were killed by a venemous spider bite? Brown Recluse Kills White Recluse"

"I have never turned down an offer to smell something"

"You don't need a parachute to go sky diving You need a parachute to go sky diving twice"

"I asked a terrorist how his day was going... He said it was great, his son died in a car bombing. The only problem? His son borrowed his car."