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Joke of the Day
"Back in my day, we didn't have Instagram. We had to bore people in person with photo albums."
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"Ferguson PD plans on removing all German Shepard k-9 units Turns out Germans aren't the problem. They're going to replace them with coon dogs"
"Have you ever gotten laid in a sleeping bag? It's horrible. You can't breathe, it's all sweaty, and your scoutmaster is covering your mouth."
"I'm about as jealous as a cancer patient watching x-men right now"
"My Black friend was pissed off that he didn't get a job he was totally qualified for so I told him to ""lighten up"" we're no longer friends."
"What RoflWhale really stands for. Rolling on the floor laughing while having a lubricated ejaculation!"
"So there's a three-legged dog who walks into a saloon He sits at the bar and orders a drink, and tells the bartender, ""I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot mah paw"""
"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Cause Sheeran."
"I like my jokes on r/jokes like my daily routine... Repeated daily"
"Googling your symptoms when you don't feel well is the most efficient way to convince yourself you're dying."