197590

Joke of the Day

"don't always talk on the phone. But when I do, I walk around like an idiot and touch everything in sight."

"Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening... ...Mariah Carey's got your back."

"Squirrels are just rats who blow dry their tails."

"How do you kill an Argentinian? Take him to the top of his ego and throw him off."

"They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines."

"What's the same as an ocean rabbit? A C-hair!"

"trying to find the meaning of life next up is ""lift"" followed by ""ligament"",ooh i love this dictionary"

"What's the difference between racism and chinese people? Racism has many faces."

"What do ya call a grizzly who's interested in both sexes? Bipolar Bear"

"Roses are red-ish... Violets are blue-ish. If it wasn't for Jesus, we'd all be Jewish."