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Joke of the Day

"My Black friend was pissed off that he didn't get a job he was totally qualified for so I told him to ""lighten up"" we're no longer friends."

"What do you call a serial killer that rides a bike? A Cyclepath"

"A Mexican magician says... ...that he'll disappear on the count of three. ""Uno... dos..."" **POOF!!** He disappeared without a tres."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bab ! Bab who ? Bab Boone is a real ape !"

"Hey, man. You used no capital letters and only one exclamation point to wish me happy birthday on Facebook. Is everything okay at home?"

"Mexican joke Juanita's teacher told her to go home and do an essay so she went home and did an ese."

"How do chocolate labs not die of themselves?"

"Scientists have discovered a Gene that makes women more receptive to threesomes It's a recessive gene though, so both parents have to not love her for the trait to manifest."

"Non-alcoholic beer... Is like eating your sister's pussy. It tastes the same but deep down you know it just isn't right."

"It's called ""courting"" a girl because you're supposed to take them to a basketball court and dunk on them repeatedly I hope"