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Joke of the Day
"What did the hookers hang on the christmas tree? Whore-naments"
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"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind."
"Why do Mexicans re-fry beans? Ever seen a spic do something right the first time?"
"I used to be schizophrenic. But we're OK now."
"My sister asked if I stole her cream sweater. Uh, yeah. Who else would've stolen it? You think a burglar broke in and was like ""Cute top!"""
"What does a gay horse eat? Heeeeeyy."
"[NSFW] What's the worst thing about...? ....getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger. *Yet another Australian pub joke*"
"Mad Cow Disease Q: Why do cows get the mad cow disease? A: Anyone would go mad if someone squeezes your tits four times a day, but only let you have sex once an year!"
"HOUSE: I had dreams but no I'll just stay here & let u live in me, fine whatever WIFE: Did u hear something ME: It's just the house settling"
"Why should you never kiss a slutty bird? Because you might get chirpies, which is a canararial disease, but don't worry, it's tweetable."