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Joke of the Day

"Do you know the official psychiatric term for when a woman keeps getting more and more cats? It's called an Add-A-Puss Complex."

"Searching for stuff on the internet when you're drunk is called Beer Googles."

"I keep trying to make funny eye puns... But my friends say they keep getting cornea and cornea."

"What's the worst thing about suicide bombers? They're not organ donors."

"Why did God invent Yeast infections? So woman know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt!"

"A duck walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender says ""cash or credit ?""... ...the ducks says ""put it on my bill""."

"Q: Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible? A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."

"I suspect the number 200 sometimes impersonates the word ZOO."

"How can you tell when your sister is on her period? When you dads dick tastes like blood."

"What has four wheels and flies A Garbage truck"