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Joke of the Day
"What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I need space."
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"What kind of tree do chickens come from? None of them you stupid fuck. Chickens come from other chickens, trees from other trees, and the 'try' part of 'poultry' isn't even spelled the same."
"Question: what's Erdogan's favorite puzzle game? Answer: pseudo-coup (say it out loud)"
"unstable person: ""when there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth"" stable person: ""i look after the horses"""
"A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""Hey, we've got a drink named after you."" Grasshopper says, ""Why would anyone name a drink Bob?"""
"Fuck. We're gonna be known as the generation that loved autocorrect fails"
"You strike me as one of those people who show up and debunk all the fun in the last 2 minutes of an otherwise scintillating UFO TV program."
"I had reconstructive bone surgery It wasn't Humerus"
"I once went to an open air Queen concert. It was good, but there was a terrible electrical storm during the set Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening..."
"After math class, my friend fell off of a vertical cliff... I yelled Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^!"