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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Ethiopian squatting to take a shit? A bragging son of of a bitch."

"I heard Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door"

"A horse-drawn carriage sounds really romantic until you realize horses can't even hold a pen and the carriage just looks like a scribble."

"How many Redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One + all... One to screw in the lightbulb, the rest just bitch that it is a repost."

"Why wasn't the bear allowed to drive? Because bears don't have fine *motor* skills"

"What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings? A bi-polar bear."

"Did you hear about Sanic the Hedgehog ""Gotta Go Fast?"" It is a running joke on the internet"

"I keep getting scolded for things I didn't do! ""What didn't you do?"" ""My homework"""

"I'm not saying I hate you but if you were on fire I'd bring sticks and marshmallows."

"We saw the german chancellor fall down the stairs ! AUA !"