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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about being a meth head? 1 sleep until Christmas."

"My girlfriend is NOT a library book You hear that guys? Stop checking her out."

"A Jewish boy tells his father... ""Daddy, daddy, I need to borrow $20."" The father replies, ""$10? What are you gonna buy for $5?"""

"What's the difference between Barbie and Street Fighter? In Barbie, Ken doesn't beat the hell out of women."

"What do you call a blind trig function? Se-cant."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite river? Denial."

"How bad is my career? I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought ""Wow this guy has it made"""

"Why does Fred Williard keep Kleenex in his pocket? They come in handy."

"Does anybody know how many toddlers you have to bring to 'Toys For Tots' before you're eligible for an Xbox?"

"95% of the men's fashion budget on 'American Idol' goes to leather cuff bracelets and wallet chains."