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Joke of the Day

"A Women Asked ""What Is The Best Way To Avoid Clickbait?"""

"LIKE if you remember what it was like to take a ton of pictures only to wait a week to find out they were useless."

"I'd run way more miles a day if someone holding a bagel was running in front of me and someone holding a spider was chasing after me."

"[2 toads chillin'] Yo, we should start a rumor that if u lick us you'll get high. ""Whaaaat, that's genius."" We gon' get mad licked, son."

"No matter who you vote tonight to become our next president.. there is going to be a blonde sitting in the Oval Office in about 3 months.."

"What's the difference between a paedophile and a roller coaster? You have to be a over 5ft to ride a roller coaster"

"Sex while camping... Is fucking in tents."

"Right now a group of women at a baby shower are simultaneously saying, ""Awwww..."" while some knocked up chick holds up a tiny pair of socks."

"The KKK was a conservationist group. They just wanted to put the monkeys back in the trees."

"Why are urologists selfish? Because they're all about number one"