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Joke of the Day

"What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe? Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)"

"What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like? Little seizures."

"Knock on your neighbors door and ask if they've seen your cat. When they say no pull your cat out of your pocket and make the introductions"

"What makes Kirby a great all-around fighter? He's all round."

"If people who made meth called themselves methematicians it would probably be a more respected occupation."

"What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi? A Saudi"

"Did I ever tell you the story about the time I climbed Mount Everest? I made it up."

"Your momas so fat... You just lost the game inb4 downvotes and madfags"

"Meatloaf will do anything for love, but he won't lose weight."

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by BATMAN!"