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Joke of the Day

"When a neutron hits a uranium atom... Potassium. Oxide."

"What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward."

"Jon Snow must be a redditor He knows kn0thing."

"Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!"

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!"

"I just told my wife it took her longer to pick a Netflix movie than it took me to pick out her engagement ring and that was a bad analogy."

"One fun thing about having a crappy car is abruptly shutting off the air conditioner on the highway and pretending you have a hyperdrive."

"How to annoy ISIS Call them Daesh"

"I went to the zoo the other day. I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu."

"Just shook a piece of cellophane off my finger and now I'm exhausted."