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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my microwaves Cold on the inside and killing every baby you put into them."

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"[Turing Test] Tester: Let's start with an easy one, the square root of 29241? Subject: 171! Tester: Subject: I meant, idk math is hard. lol"
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"How do pasta strainers go to the bathroom? Through their little-ass holes"
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