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Joke of the Day

"They say, ""the grass is greener on the other side..."" That's why Pablo, my landscaper, imports my marijuana."

"My daughter just finished watching Frozen so, counting today that's 12,521,865,635,869 times since Tuesday"

"Fun DIY Project Even YOU Can Do Step 1: Flip over empty wine bottle Step 2: Use base as weapon"

"The sheer terror of laughing at a joke you didn't understand and then someone asking you to explain it to them."

"I think I just figured out the name of the modern day Thieves Guild. EA"

"To Find and Replace the new /r/news sidebar terminology Find ""Rule"" Replace with ""Shari'a Law"""

"Saw that the ""So I went on r/news today.."" post got removed so I reposted here for you. [removed]"

"Last week I competed in the World Tanning Championships.. I came out with a Bronze.."

"The two minutes silence in Tesco was so well-observed you could hear a pin drop. Then my poppy fell off too."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.. heh"