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Joke of the Day

"The two minutes silence in Tesco was so well-observed you could hear a pin drop. Then my poppy fell off too."

"My friend asked me if I was ever going to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe."

"An Irishman walks into an AA meeting. Just kidding."

"How do you call a spiritually significant Polish guy? Totem Pole."

"Sometimes when i don't want my wife to find something I Put it in her purse"

"What's Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. J.K. Rolling"

"Getting up Is only the second hardest thing in the morning."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... People who understand binary, and people who don't."

"I'm jealous of people who have more than one ab."

"I'd like to tell you a joke about paper... but it's tearable."