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Joke of the Day

"The sheer terror of laughing at a joke you didn't understand and then someone asking you to explain it to them."

"A guy storms home and yells at his wife ""You slut! I know everything!"" The wife smirks, and calmly replies: ""Oh yeah? Then how high is Everest?"""

"Googled 'how to start a fire' got 10000 matches"

"I used to steal Mitch Hedberg jokes and try to pass them off as my own. I still do, but I used to too."

"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're a teen."

"How does the executioner like his coffee? Decap"

"What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia? Games."

"If you're at a party and people start chanting your name, you're obligated to do anything they want you to do."

"A thousand millibar go into a bar... ..."

"What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion? an electron"