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Joke of the Day

"I think I just figured out the name of the modern day Thieves Guild. EA"

"If there is a zombie apocalypse I hope that they are thriller zombies because they're fabulous dancers"

"what did the old man say before he kicked the bucket? old man ""how far do you think i can kick this bucket""."

"What's the difference between prostitutes and onions? I cry when I cut onions"

"What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !"

"Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings? He wanted more Monet in his wallet."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who know binary and those who don't."

"If a serial killer commits suicide, you can console his family by saying, ""hey, at least he died doing what he loved"""

"It's not that I don't want kids, it's just that I don't want a minivan."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa."