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Joke of the Day
"What is a Freudian slip? When you say one thing but mean your mother."
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"Whats the difference between a Jewish and a Black person? About $100,000"
"Why did the doctor quit his job? He ran out of patients."
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"Hope I'm never tortured, because I just pulled a hangnail off my finger and now this entire restaurant knows my pin number."
"Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture? The Ottoman Empire."
"A guy walks into a bar.... he gets a concussion and dies soon after in the hospital."
"How long is a meter in Spain? A Spanard"