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Joke of the Day
"What kind of doctors are like spiders ? Spin doctors !"
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"I hired a nanny to watch my kids. Little did she know they were just two sacks of potatoes. When I got home I accused her of witchcraft."
"What are the three rings of marriage? The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering."
"Click Bait Joke"
"Did you hear about the organic compound who became a bully? Mean ether."
"I'm a really down to earth guy because, you know, gravity."
"""You killed a dude I hate your attitude That's why you're going to jail, Without bail 25 to life Bubba is your new wife."" -Poetic Justice"
"Why did the horse stumble? He was de-stable-ized."
"Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him"
"""Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair!"" *A long strand of smelly hair falls out the tower* ""Screw this!"""