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"Judging by how all of these ladies tweet about cucumbers I'm pretty sure size does matter because I never see them tweeting about carrots :("
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"Where do French lawyers like to relax? The J'accusi"
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"Guys.... Women aren't hard..... And if they are... They aren't Women."