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Joke of the Day
"How do you measure a great misunderstanding? In kiloWats"
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"what do you call people waiting in line for the new iPhone iQ(ueue) made this up just now"
"Do you ever think about how ""Chips Ahoy"" is meant to evoke a weary ship captain finally encountering a cookie with a decent amount of chips"
"*Buys new iPhone* *Crosses road tweeting about it* *Accident* *Dies* *Makes entry in heaven* - Sent via iPhone."
"My girlfriend asked me if we could try fitness... I replied, ""fitness? How about we try fitness dick in your ass."""
"joke of the day A man tells his friend, ""My wife is an angel."" His friend replies, ""Lucky you. Mine's still alive."""
"There's a butterfly in my office and a nerf gun in my purse. Susan, clear my schedule."
"what did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet"
"Good credit is like Good Pussy, It sticks around until the money is gone."
"What to you call a fat computer? A dell"