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Joke of the Day

"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy After all he did kill Hitler. Then again... He killed the guy who killed Hitler."

"Egyptian 1: Hey did you just fart? Egyptian 2: Yes Egyptian 1: Please don't do that again it absolutely sphinx."

"My brother is the worst seller ever. He was trying to sell me a Vacuum Cleaner but the only thing that he kept saying was ""it sucks""."

"What's the worthless piece of skin hanging off the end of a penis? A man."

"What do you call a hundred women in a tree? A cuntry (country)"

"My coffee reminded me of Ferguson today Dark and full of shots."

"How can you tell if an elephant has been in the fridge? There are footprints in the butter"

"Autotune is the new 80s saxophone."

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS."

"Dude it's 2014 if your kids aren't sending nudes left and right and cross platform then you gotta worry about their technological literacy."