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Joke of the Day
"A magical tractor is driving down a road... and turns into a field."
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"He died doing what he loved...failing to read my mind."
"Just once I'd like to see a celebrity show up to the red carpet in jeans and be like, ""Oh, was this today? I was just in the neighborhood."""
"Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave."
"Snooker is like sex. The pink is more valuable than the brown."
"Nothing says ""I've given up"" like a fat person with a stomach tattoo."
"make your life more efficient by cutting out the middle man. quit your job. kill your friends. throw your food directly into the toilet."
"Did you know that if you put your ear on Beethoven's tombstone you can hear his music in reverse? He's de-composing! Heard that one on the radio this morning."
"A racist joke (be warned and don't take offense) Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise? They're not falling for that one again.."
"How is Islam like a GPS? You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building."